The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.

Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

poofter

Well it's just another word for a gay dude, the rest the rest of the world stole it from us Aussies, so I am here by taking it back.

Andrew: *running around in hot pink assless chaps with a muscle shirt on and a little shitzu with him*

Me: "Oh Jesus Christ andrew, your such a bloody poofter"

Andrew: "Oh be nice" * runs away crying with his shitzu behind him

by Thadius T. Third III November 15, 2005

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 18, 2004

poofter

A male pillow biter.

That guy is a pillow biter. He takes it up the arse. Bloody poofter.

by XTA69 September 19, 2005

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 27, 2004

poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

poofter

The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.

Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006