Girl, your hair is so poofy that your mom got caught in it a week ago and shes still trying to get out.
by heather <3.* February 10, 2005

1. One of those curious little replacements of the washcloth in the shower, that have a poof-like appearance. Also pronounced as "poofeh".
by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003

A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.
by Smartfucks November 27, 2016

by pb the ruler January 22, 2009

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie
1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"
by Khabib April 29, 2014

by Tawni November 12, 2004

Drunk, bald-headed, chubby cholo that lays around the house all day waiting for something to happen. Also goes by Phil or Puppet.
"Shut up, Poofy, you fat fuck"
by Brown Pride January 2, 2005
