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Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.
Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling
by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 7, 2010
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Poodling

She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.
by EllieCee May 30, 2008
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Poodling

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.
She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.
by Doctor George June 19, 2011
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pooding

A tactical emptying of the bowles in order to make space after a particuarly heavy dinner. This subsequently allows the consuption of pudding.
I was so stuffed after the massive mixed grill at the pub at lunch time, I had to do pooding so I could manage the apple pie dessert.
by edmeister11 February 5, 2010
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trod plodging

The act of engaging in anal sex with an overweight person.
verb: trod plodger
adjective: trodding plodge
I'm going to Jenny Craig meetings to do some trod plodging.
by Aidinigan February 22, 2011
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pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.
by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005
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poodling

She went poodling in her Lexus
by Simon Mendes June 4, 2007
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