pooch

A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.

You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.

by KML234 August 21, 2009

pooch

Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.

Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.

by andrew "analyzer" johnson December 08, 2004

pooch

A 10 dollar bag of powder cocaine. It is not snorted, it is poured on top of marijuana and smoked.

"Where can we cop a pooch?"
"I got the blunt, you got the pooch?"
"That hole be havin them fat ass pooches."

by Merz February 07, 2003

pooch

This terms, used by LGBT clubbers, refers to the one being in the process of perfecting his/her own looks, attitude, style, personality and/or all the above and is only so if this process is seen by an other's perspective as being pleasing to his/her (the observers) standards. One might even say this would be the extreme reference to express ones approval. When one is referred to as pooched this is to say the final view of ones attire is on hit status. To queer folk describing someone as pooched is the ultimate compliment. This term is embraced by queer folk in the USA from coast to coast.

Girlfriend's fashions were pooched from head to toe! Her mission to pooch was set out in fierce armour of the finest couture garb. She aced her effect with brim, bag and boots to match as carried on pooching at last nights function!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt December 02, 2006

pooch

Something that eats babies, a baby-eater

Sasuke from Naruto is a pooch.
Pooches aren't allowed to face.

by PenguinGengar December 10, 2005

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

pooch

A girls private part ie vagina, cunt

1. She wants you to eat out her pooch.
2. Do you eat pooch?

by mj 1234321 March 12, 2008