Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.

I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.

by Spoopleman May 10, 2018

Pooncash

Any type of sexual activity, (usually refers to hooking up, or french kissing) that is voluntary, but later regreted)

"yo i heard u hooked up with that chick"
"yea man but it was pooncash, she's ugly"
"aight"

by Izzy T and Jason S January 20, 2007

Poorash

The act of getting a sore bottom through not wiping properly

My ass is killing me I think I've got poorash

by Poorash October 13, 2010

poocastinate

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

by gottadosomework November 1, 2010

poonashing

when a man takes a lamp cord and wraps it around a girl's neck, plugs it in, and turns it on and off while fucking her.

Dude last night me and my girl were poonashing for so long that the lightbulb blew out!

by pooponkittens January 8, 2011

Poocaso

A bowel movement so beautiful that it commands to be identified as a timeless masterpiece.

1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first chunk of fecal matter so precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.

2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.

by The Snow Master September 12, 2012