potables

Technically anything thats drinkable, but most commonly means the potent kind.

Person: Don't forget to bring the potables...

Person 2: YEA! Lets get WASTED!

by captininsanity May 6, 2006

Los Portales

Spanish word for Funky Town. Spanish slang for having intercourse.

The two friends went to Los Portales for lunch.

by josizzle forchizzle muh nizzle November 27, 2011

Portales New Mexico

town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital

town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!

Where were u born

Portales New Mexico

by portalesalumni January 5, 2010

Portales

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times

I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.

by Want some dope? April 20, 2020

potent potables

1. A popular category on the TV show Jeopardy. The meaning of this pair of words has been confused over the ages, but recent research concludes that it means "stinky drinkies".

"The categories are...Celebrities, Potpourri, Popular Music, Movies, Potent Potables, US History, and "S" Words."-Alex Trebek




"Ah hell, let's go nuts. Swords for 48,000."

by Alex July 30, 2004

Pontatoes

jumping up and down on world of warcraft and ignoring your girlfriend

my girlfriend : i wanna cuddle
me : pontatoes!

by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011

potent potables

A slang word for potent marijuana. Usually used in as a code word when in front of parents or cops.

You: I'm going to go pick up a sack of potent potables mom.

Mom: What?

You: I'm going to go smoke weed!

Mom: Oh have fun.

(in a perfect world)

by Dan will eat your face January 13, 2009