puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

Ponder

To think about that person or keep constantly bringing up their names.

Ponder - To be in love with them or had a crush on them.

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Pornery

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

by kipchoogey July 23, 2010

Ponder

To think and keep mention their names over and over again with concerns.

My friend Ponder when he met her.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Ponders

To recognize them and make eye contact why the other person ain't looking.

My best friend ponders about the job.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Ponder

To recognize or to repeat it over and over again.

A male chef Ponder about the female professior.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

by Ponder land. December 1, 2013