ponk

the best streamer on planet earth, he is well known for being in the dream smp and being the worlds biggest kanye west fan. he is also very attractive and funny. if u dont like him, get well soon :)

someone: omg did u watch ponks latest stream on twitch.tv/dropsbyponk
me: how could i not, he is so funny and handsome after all.
someone: RIGHT! and he is also so skilled that guy carried cyan coyotes in mcc 17
me and everyone on planet earth: agreed

by boohooquacker September 23, 2021

ponk

v.)to burn by a use of a racial or sexual comment

-dude! that was amazing!
-ur mom was amazing! O, u just got ponked!

by mcfizzy August 1, 2008

ponk

It is a word that some of my friends and I have used to describe poppy punk type bands. Another definition mentioned Blink 182, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte. Those but we also drop Avril Lavigne into that group, along with Yellowcard, new Green Day, and just generally, punk for the masses, instead of true, good rebellious punk. This is more rebellious conformist music, for people who want to be rebellious without actually trying.

No, I don't listen to that station, they're all ponky.

by AndrewZM January 26, 2008

Ponk

A popular term used in Miami to describe or specify a gay male.

“All the ponks was out last night for pride”
“That ponk was doing too much”

by miamian August 15, 2019

Ponk

The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)

"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"

by PinkGloryMLP January 23, 2023

Ponking

The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone

by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019

Ponk

A Jewish/Brooklyn/New York slang for Marijuana and the illegal usage of this substance.

im gonna grind up the ponk...pass the binger mush!

by Ninety Eight 98 August 30, 2010