phoneicide

The act of killing a phone, or when a phone is killed. Most cases of phoneicide are committed by technology incompetent individuals, and most cases are dismissed. It is still a crime, and action should be taken.

*Phone laying in pieces on the floor*

"Watson... it appears there was a phoneicide!"

by Kleenex! January 21, 2010

Penicide

A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.

Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?

by zsk5 February 20, 2009

Poicider

An internet megatroll who has nothing better to do with his time other than wasting the bandwidth and time of others, by adding useless information, generally insulting to online forums.

Dude, F**K off, you are such a Poicider, why dont you get a real life.

by Dictguy December 18, 2008

songicide

the act of killing someone through song.

Yeah we were at the musical and he was like "waves bash down!" and then committed songicide!

by no name boy June 13, 2019

Panicide

1. where you kill everyone
2. where you kill everyone not part of your group
3. where you end/destroy the world

Eren yeager commited panicide during the rumbling

by Librarysys September 10, 2023

Dongicide

Where you twist a guy's dick off when he makes you mad and then fuck him up the ass with it.

I commited Dongicide on Donny, because he called me a ho.

by Dinalino July 27, 2012

pooicide

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019