podravka

Common white church girl from Kastav(Croatia).Got many boys but she wants only Jesus.

Ej podravka!Kad je misa?

by ivanjuric January 9, 2020

ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.

Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.

by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 18, 2004

Pondgasm

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.

MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch

by pond_luva September 24, 2009

Ponerated

PONERIZED or Ponerated means that one can no longer make the distinction between healthy and pathological thought processes and logic. One who is "ponerated" is no longer able to draw a line between correct thinking and deviate thinking.

And it's my choice to remove ignorant, ponerated people from my Facebook friends when they argue with me.

by amidala64 June 13, 2010

Podrace

An informal event between two or more friends in which all participants eat a Tide pod simultaneously, and the pod racer who dies first is declared the winner.

Inspired by the famous Star Wars quote, "Now this is podracing!"

Half of the football team can't play this week due to an impromptu Podrace.

by Fermented Cranberry Juice January 23, 2018

podrangle

A rectangle with rounded corners.

"Those iPods are in the shape of a podrangle."

by Anonymous Passenger November 3, 2005

PONRATION

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)

My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.

by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017