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Ponyboat

The combination of the words 'Pony' and 'Boat'
A 'Ponyboat' is an object which is amateur in it's design and/or function. It is lackluster in every single aspect, and is garbage to use and complete bullshit. Ponyboating can be also used to describe the shortcomings or ridiculousness of a person, place, concept, idea, or situation. It is a versatile word that can replace other adjectives for use in describing something.

You would never want to Ponyboat someone you like.
"That computer is terrible...I don't want to every be stuck on that Ponyboat again"

"No, Chief I was riding that Ponyboat for three years, and I aint ever going back."

"Welp I missed the Gravy Train....Looks like I'm going to have to take the Ponyboat."

"Dude you're such a messy roomate, stop Ponyboating me and clean up the fucking kitchen."

"My car has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. Duh that's what you get for buying a Ponyboat."

"I should've been working, but instead I was just Ponyboating around."
by MidnightRider November 15, 2012
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Pongoes

British slang dating from the mid-nineteenth century, meaning soldiers. It stems from a snide expression used by music hall comedians to get a cheap laugh "where the army goes the pong goes", pong meaning smell. This quickly became pongoes meaning soldiers plural and pongo meaning an individual. Still in use today although not common.
When a regiment is given the freedom of a city, the pongoes are allowed to march through it bayonets fixed and colours flying.
by Croatalin January 27, 2014
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Ponnor

An extremely fat, name stealing cat, that has a broken meow box.
"Ponnor" is a name associated with cats that just one day come into your house, pretending to be homeless and pregnant and eventually just move in.
You later realize they are just extremely fat and they've come to steal your loved ones.
José: Dude what's your new cat's name?
Connor: Ponnor.
José: Ha.
Connor: Yeah my dad likes him better than me.
by Connor Wade December 9, 2008
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Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.
Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
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pondoo

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.
I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.
by chork September 7, 2005
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chee pono

A Hawaiian expression of satisfaction, gratification or elation.
Somebody actually bought my Accord! Chee pono!
by tihs-oh August 25, 2008
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poncord

man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.
by ashmania November 14, 2011
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