There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
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Get the plonsons mug.The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.
A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.
by The Last Bear February 4, 2008
Get the pogonophilia mug.Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.
*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*
Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*
Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*
by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014
Get the pogonophile mug.A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.
by superstraightdave January 17, 2010
Get the Ploont mug.A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".
Also known as a kielbasa.
See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
Also known as a kielbasa.
See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."
"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006
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