hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

Queer Pole for Straight Hole

gay guy chasing straight ass

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"

by ankur vakil December 18, 2005

three hole ski pole

When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.

Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.

by Labatt24 March 11, 2010

Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.

Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.

by MrsMama January 13, 2011

Hole your Pole

Something sexual...probably.

I will hole your pole.

by IMadeThisJustToSubmitMyWord January 23, 2026

it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole

meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis

Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol

by blthrskt December 28, 2005