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[Polack] 

A Polish Wizard of the Shakespearian Era from the country of Polackia. Known widely for their enchanting spells and limricks. Commonly associated with broomsticks, elves, and sausage.
Note: Polish people = non-magic bearing Polacks.
There goes a Polack across the sky!
[Polack] by SmexyFaust January 21, 2009

[Polack] 

A Polish Wizard of the Shakespearian Era from the country of Polackia. Known widely for their enchanting spells and limricks. Commonly associated with broomsticks, elves, and sausage.
Note: Polish people = non-magic bearing Poles.
There goes a Polack across the sky!
[Polack] by SmexyFaust January 24, 2009

Polack don’t crack 

Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.
Karen is Polish and looks in her 30s when she’s nearly 50!! Wow polack don’t crack!!

Polack Holmes 

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.
"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."
Polack Holmes by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009

polack knock 

like a "ding dong ditch" but instead of ringing the doorbell and running away before a resident answers the door, the "polack" knocks on the the door and waits for the resident to see him/her, before running away to hide, laugh, etc.
Don't get me wrong, I like pranks as much as the next guy, but Danny's going to find himself in hot water if he keeps it up with this polack knock thing.

Jackson Polack 

www.polackia.net
Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?
Jackson Polack by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022