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If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
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If she smokes...she pokes

1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
by heybarker October 16, 2008
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Needle Pokes

The after effects of shooting yourself with heroin needles. Your arm is left with small holes from the siringe.
Prodigy Of Mobb Deep from his solo debut album H.N.I.C. Head Nigga In Charge on the song "Rock Dat".

"Niggaz don't know what the pain is man, I got 200 needle pokes in my arm nigga".
by Gadgettt June 3, 2005
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throwing pokes

to fornicate, or to have sex...
I walked in and Ted and Lisa were throwing pokes...

Dude, do you mind if i throw pokes in your mom's bed?

I threw the pokes on that chic last semester..
by steveO April 12, 2005
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
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she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants
by __etnom February 11, 2017
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Belly button pokes

Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
by Special Zero December 16, 2019
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