Pokeboner

To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it

Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner

by PokeAddict November 20, 2011

Pokéboomer

Another term used to describe a genwunner.

Person: What's your favorite pokemon generation?
Me: Gen 5.
Person: AAAAA GEN 5 SUCKS GEN 1 IS THE BEST GAME FREAK WAS LAZY ALL OTHER GAMES WERE A DISGRACE AJHSJZBAHFQ APKDHDJDL WUUWJSGYAJAK
Me: Ok Pokéboomer

by DEFINITELY not Rez November 12, 2019

Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.

by Onevorah July 15, 2016

Pokéaboo

A fusion between the word "Pokémon" and "weeabo", it refers to one who downloaded the app Pokémon GO just to join the bandwagon of people who are also playing it. This person almost always has very poor knowledge of the Pokémon franchise (anime, games, lore, etc.) to the point of them once in a while say really stupid things, make terrible associations or just be in general a noob.

"I saw a couple of teenagers playing Pokémon GO in the park last night, so I decided to bring some nostalgia back by playing the first opening of the Pokémon anime. I lowered my car's window, cranked up the volume and played it. When it started, they turned their faces to me and started to stare at me like if I was some weird guy with strange music tastes. It kept going like that until the word "Pokémon" was blared out, to then they turn back to their phones and completely ignore me.
I don't think I wanna live in a world with Pokéaboos..."

by Fanta_Knight August 6, 2016

Pokeboy

A male from the Pokemon series.

Most people start of like a pokeboy in Pokemon games.

by PokeTrainerZed December 6, 2020

Pokéblocked

When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.

"You bastard, I can't believe you just Pokéblocked me!

by El3tric July 15, 2016

Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.

by Onevorah July 15, 2016