Poit

A nonsensical exclamitory used in many cartoons, in many situations. Dextor's Lab shows "->poit<-" when Dextor teleports. Another randon cartoon showed ->poit<- when someone got slapped.

Brain: "Poit... What is poit? Do you mind telling me that?"
Pinky: "Well... it's a lot like 'Narf or Zort..."

by lordbaddkitty April 12, 2005

Poit

The black spots on the pavement caused by dried up, squished pieces of gum

There are so many poits on the ground here, someone get the pressure washer

by clean_dan March 16, 2021

Poiting

The act of swallowing. Also could be someone typing pointing wrong.

"I really enjoyed poiting down that fruit"

by Spammerson, Spam Spammerson April 12, 2021

poits

Another name for water or fluid in general. The superlube of life. Also used to replace of words in a positive context. can also be spelt poirts & ports.

OMG i have zero poits.

ewww, this is tainted poits.

of poits(course) i'm from portsmouth.

Silly wabbit, your poits is leaking everywhere

by Jon Snow April 18, 2007

Poit

An all-purpose word, usually used to avoid answering a question.

"Billy, did you do your homework?"

"Poit!"

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Poit

A poit is someone who writes poetry, but is not famous.

Jill: My favorite fake poet is this kid sam I know.
Henry: Oh, do you mean poit?
Jill: Yeah, that!

by Beebes July 22, 2009

Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc December 7, 2015