poink

when kim mispelled pink

i bought new fluffy poink slippers today!

by matt January 17, 2004

poink

A synonym for "faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbass or dickhead.

A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"
B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."
A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."

by John Jameson January 11, 2009

poink

HAHA! ^_^ IROB'S VERSION IS SO HARDCORE! ROCK ON! \m/
So yeah, poink, what you shout when poking someone's eye out! ^_^ Yay! Poking someone's eye out! ^_o WTF!? HAHA! ^_^
Yeah so it could also be an asshole I guess... Sounds like a pimp! HEY! IT COULD BE A PIMP!

Me: "POINK!"
Mosha Trix: "AAAAH! MY EYE!"

by Darksouls December 26, 2003

Poink

Describes the state just before falling asleep where you're technically awake but are absolutely useless to anybody

You won't get any sense out of Vicky, she's gone poink!

by DtotheJtotheE July 10, 2009

Poink

The action of poking a boob, titty, or breast, with a minimal amount of force, creating a slight discomfort.

Jeremi poinked Sonia this afternoon, and she has been complaining of her sore breast.

by Youngshe August 15, 2008

Poinking

When you have sex with someone without having a boner.

I was poinking your mother for quite some time last night; She just couldn't get me excited.

by Majugs February 23, 2005

Poink

The act of tapping on a touchscreen device with a straight stiff finger with an unnecessary amount of force out of frustration in operating the stupid device.

What are you doing? Stop poinking my new ipad to death. That will not make it work the way you want it to.

by iPad illiterate June 4, 2011