pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

Pedominate

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

by el389o January 12, 2010

Pedomobile

An old, beat up, crappy looking car that when you look at it you think a pedophile drives it, or a car that has a sexually suggestive licence plate such as:2YUNG469

"Holy crap did you see that Pedomobile? the licence plate's halarious!"

by Jerrycanner February 3, 2010

Podomasochist

Someone who wears shoes that are painfully uncomfortable because they look good.

I know these stilettos are going to give me blisters, but what can I say? I'm a podomasochist.

by Mausism March 30, 2009

paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

peedom

A specific form of BDSM fetish play.

Pee Domination: A type of domination revolving around watersports and using urine for domination, discipline and humiliation. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, slave)
-) Urination on the sub. (incl. body, face, genitals, etc).
-) Urination in the sub. (incl. mouth, nose, vagina, anus, etc).
-) "Water Sports"

Jasmine got into the shower to clean the urine off of her body after some peedom play with her Master.

"Let's do a peedom session"

by Freaky Steve April 11, 2008

Pedomau5

Pedomau5 is a crossbreed between Deadmau5, (an international DJ) and Pedobear (self explanatory).

Guy 1: Dude, oh my god if a Pedomau5 were to ever appear at a park, our children would see Ghosts 'N' stuff!

Guy 2: Yeah, and it's so not fair because that Pedomau5 would not be doing it wrong.

by Shmurness October 21, 2010