Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

by WildMatt May 6, 2020

podgered

To have sexual conquess with a lady. Scottish vernacular

I've just podgered a wee burd

by Joe Boyd August 12, 2005

Podgerer

The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.

"You got a podgerer mate? I can't get this bastard roach into my spliff"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink April 6, 2007

C-Podge

The god who works with molly moo

“Mum, who is molly moo dating?”. She is dating C-Podge my darling.

by C-Podge, The God April 25, 2021

Podge

You absolute podge

podge

by Boris Johnson 101 April 11, 2021

pogged

when you have eaten too much, and are really full.

After that meal i was so pogged.
or
im really pogged now.

Prounouced pog as in bog

by Maharet July 4, 2005

hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa

1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009