Poacher

Somebody who kills the fuck out of a joke. Nobody likes them, and so just insult them by calling them a poacher.

Ben: Wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: What?
Ben: Women's rights!
Daniel: ahaha
Aria: Lol, it's funny because women are ugly!

Ben: Stop being a dirty poacher.

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012

Poacher

One who takes a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator. See poach.

Raymond is a ruthless poacher, I've caught him twice eating my lunch at his desk.

by Frozen June 18, 2003

Poachers

A young man who pursues older women.

Poachers pray on the older & weaker animals.
Opposite of a `cougar`

by Elliemaeee December 27, 2011

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

mate poacher

A person who intentionally steals away a person who is in a relationship.

Watch out for that guy after he stole the neighbors wife he hooked up with Mrs. Smith because he is a mate poacher.

by Big Wayne fo sho May 6, 2008