Parselmouth

Someone who can speak Parseltongue.

Harry Potter is a parselmouth.

by Jadaria November 9, 2010

parsey

a longhead

Who’s that longhead over there?

Its Parsey!

by annfryer August 10, 2020

Parseltongue

A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!

Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.

by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

parsec

A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.

Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

by zoopatrol January 12, 2012

parse

verb. to actively comprehend, to make sense of. To understand as a result of effort, as opposed to understanding intuitively. A derivative of the computer and linguistics term "parse," to analyze data or a sentence for structure, content, and meaning. Most frequently used in parody of a hypothetical error message generated by a computer that was fed nonsensical data, eg, "Does Not Parse."

She obviously had no idea what I was talking about. She just kept staring at me blankly, like 'does... not... parse...'

by awibs June 15, 2010

Pearse

Pearse is the epicest gamer of all the land, he campaigns for water bottle and mattress rights, He also supports the fact that meese is the correct plural form of moose

Pearse is very good at Minecraft!

by The cookie king October 8, 2019

Pearse

A guy who loves boobies and he thinks about them all the time!

That guy is a Pearse.. Always with boobs

by Qwertyuu April 9, 2017