pluttiplu

To feel sorry for, oneself or others. Used insted of "poor you/me".

"I'm really drunk and now I'm sick.. "
- "aww.. pluttiplu"

by Maria N May 16, 2005

platturk13

Sad little wanker who spends huge amounts of money on PES to create a dream team, then plays co op mode as a solo player, cheats their way to a lead, and holds the ball doing step-overs in their own box. Creates terrible video highlight reels of their cheating on Youtube, viewed by no one. Closet Fifa player, 100% virgin.

No, don't perform a sombrero, you're almost as bad as that sad wanker Platturk13.

by PES Police January 13, 2018

plutting

light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.

1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."

2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"

by liza minelli May 30, 2008

Plutou

Someone with a huge dong

Plutou has a Plutou

by Plutou November 6, 2020

plutt

The sound a man makes when he is masturbating, often refered to as skeet or other sounds

I saw Jessica Simpson and almost plutted in my pants.

by SKANKASAURUS February 24, 2007

plusturbate

To give "+1" for your own post or comment on Google+.
It´s like you liketurbate - but on another social network.

Hey Jeff, you´ll go blind if you plusturbate the whole morning in front of your monitor!

by Battle Rear Solid July 5, 2012

puttu

He is the alpha creature who is beyond all explanations. He is like a chick magnet. He will take away your girl, mom, grandmom, great grand mom and grandpa. So better beware.

Hey look, there's puttu, better keep everyone inside.

by alpha112084 March 5, 2021