Cunt Pumper 

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

Cunt Pumper by BSkinn January 21, 2010

chicken pumper 

A generic insult involving bestiality. One who has sex with chickens.

Steve is a real chicken pumper.

chicken pumper by lucidphiz January 11, 2009

sunshine pumper 

One who fails to realize the reality of a situation, and instead continues to support/ballyhoo a person, program, etc.

The sunshine pumper sees that their team and coaches are playing hard equating to good, when in fact the players are not performing adequately and the coaches have failed to properly recruit/train/coach the team.

sunshine pumper by Old Army February 15, 2007

skidder pumper 

a gross, pizza faced hobo who pumps gas

"youz a skidder pumper!"

skidder pumper by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

cousin pumper 

A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.

Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"

cousin pumper by Boobert Goobert September 27, 2017

peter pumper 

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

peter pumper by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

Pumper 

The term ladies give to their man friends who do nothing but pump away. These types of men usually can't be bothered to engage in a bit of friendly foreplay. They are often related to the "pump 'n' dump" breed of man.

Andy is dating a pumper again.

Pumper by Turtle dick July 1, 2017