Plowing the Cow

v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.

Man 1: What did you do last night?

Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow.

by brotherswanson November 20, 2009

plowing furrow

coined in Tom Robbins' classic novel, Jitterbug Perfume, it refers to the act of coitus. To plow furrow is sex but with a sentimental mentality toward nature during the old in-out, in-out. You're not just banging...you're affirming your existence and giving a head nod to Gaia, that's mother earth.

This hippie chick scolded me during sex: dont just fuck me impersonally like you do other hoochies, start plowing furrow and show your respect to Mother Earth

by st paul luke February 1, 2010

plowing new ground

To de-flower a virgin. To attempt anal sex with a new partner.

I am very tired, I spent all night plowing new ground.

by Phil This March 29, 2004

plowing the field

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.

I was plowing the field last night with Betty.

by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010

Plowing Maw

The act of making vigorous, emphatic love to a woman's mouth as she lays on her back and hangs her head off the edge of a mattress, couch or pickup truck bed (perhaps at a Busch League Nascar race). The man moves in a reciprocating, forceful, pile-driver-esque fashion. He may face in any direction he chooses. The goal here is to degrade, humiliate and / or hurt the woman in question in a hate-fuck type of way. Commonly used in pornography as a way of emphasizing the elephantine proportions of the porn-stud's blood-sausage.

Weel, I was plowing maw in the F-150 after the funny car set and that damned bitch Sally stabbed me with a broken bottle when I bust in her eyes.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

Plowing the froth

Having a beer

Gaelynn: Sup, yo. Whatcha doin
Boase: Nutt'n, just chillaxing and plowing the froth
Gaelynn: Cool. Plow some for me - my parole officer's comn later and I can't be tight
Boase: sho thing, I'll do some serious plowing for you
Gaelynn: Thx

by frothplower March 31, 2010

plowing match

When two or more male plowers engage in a competition to determine which is better suited for rough vaginal, anal and/or oral intercourse with one or more female plowees.

Dylan and myself challenged one another to a plowing match

by Sir Cum Sized June 15, 2017