Prostillusion

When a girl puts up the "I"m super experienced" front, but has no idea what she's doing in the bedroom.

After I left the stripper's apartment, the terrible lay I concluded was the work of a well-played prostillusion

by The Horny Javelina September 28, 2011

prostilitute

Someone who will say or do anything to spread their religion or point of view.

I was asleep when the doorbell rang.
It was some JW prostilitutes.
They just can't buy a clue.

by Goat December 13, 2004

prostilosopher

A Person mainly a Female/Woman who is obviously a prostitute or sexworker that regulary posts philosophical quotes or relationship advice on social media websites.

Wow! Did you see Sashas post? Shes definitely a Prostilosopher

by Sal707 May 8, 2024

Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )

Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.

by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019