Ploshker

your penis,cock,dick

Matt and Ev are about to pull their ploshkers out and measure them for science

by TheHewbrewHammer December 18, 2019

Plosives (NFC)

Softball and volleyball ace, professional server (never lost).
Master of pushups ("Plosives is my name and doing pushups is my game")
"Christopher can just try me"

I am the absolute best number 1 victory royale! I'm such a Plosives (NFC)!

by ewgfewg April 27, 2022

Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

ass-plosion

A night of bad mexican and rancid milk might give you one of these...

"Sorry I'm late, I just had an ASS-PLOSION... IN MY PANTS!"

by SCIANNAS November 5, 2003

Plosive

A consonant sound in linguistics that consists of a closure followed by a burst of air from the mouth, like the B in ni🅱️🅱️a or the P in penis.

The big T's in Tater ToT are an example of a plosive.

by iliketoshitmypants69 June 12, 2019

plosion

an occurance of ploding

That was a thouroughly convincing plosion

by Me March 5, 2003

ploish

A term popularly used by inbreds and substandard musicians who are incapable of correctly spelling the word 'polish'.

'Let's be honest. you just can't ploish a turd, can you?'

In this example, the user has attempted to insult the quality of someone else's endeavours. However, due to the user's poor understanding of the English language, the insult has backfired and made him look like a buffoon.

by Lukey April 4, 2005