porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019

Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 10, 2009

Plooking

Having sex. Getting it in. The act of fornication.

Jacob "Are ya'll going to plook tonight?"
John "Yeah, bro we're plooking tonight!"

by freeny June 6, 2012