skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

Pogonophobia

Fear of beards

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

by eratatosk December 28, 2011

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007

progonmar

The STRONGEST FAMILY in the WORLD with there members being (Nia The Grandma), (Rivvy the Grand Uncle), (Four The Dad), And (Joey the Son)

YOOOO PROGONMAR THE BEST FAMILY PULLING UP DRIPPED OUT NGL 😳😳😳

by Vriends October 8, 2020

ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

progonmar

The best family oyy will ever k ow you will wish you were in it!!

Progonmar is the family of like and hates all mashed together

by anonymous October 8, 2020