Plog

A plogged toilet mostly consist of crap and very little paper. Usually occurs when a massive poop is sufficient enough to cause a clog without the support of any toilet paper.

Dude, I took such a massive shit it "plogged" the toilet.

by Nacho Burris November 14, 2014

Plogging

to blog while pooping. Plogging.

So last night I was plogging about the Senate race, when I totally got urine all over the keyboard.

by Reginald Buxley November 8, 2006

plog

The combination of "plug" and "clog" when neither will do on their own.

"When I awoke this morning, my nose was plogged."

by Aerrickh June 21, 2005

Plog

Pieces of excrement that are half log and half plank in shape, with the consistency of putty. i.e.: Break down easily.

Plural: Plog(s) This morning I woke up to take my morning poo. To my shock and awe I made 3 plogs in the toilet. My bum was very dirty.

Singular: Plog That is a large plog left on the floor of the seminar room.

by The Figger October 30, 2010

Plog

Plog; someone who has one parent who's a wog and another who's Polish (Polish-wog).

Person 1: My mums a wog and my dads Polish.
Person 2: So, therefore you're a Plog?
Person 1: Yes.

by FAtNAtHAzzar August 6, 2011

plog

a poop log. see web, log, blog & poop.

would you like to see the plog i just posted?

or

i just made a plog entry into my toilet.

by Gar Hole April 22, 2005

PLOG

"Play, loser of the game" Used to say that someone is bad and that someone else is good.

Simon: PLOG

UwU-boy: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

frend(not spelled wrong, it's "frend"): NOOOOOOOOOOOO

UwU-boy: GET NOOB FREND

by Tipos26(UwU-boy) May 4, 2021