perking

To fake, hold out on someone.

You perking on me, cuz yean even made the cd yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

perking

Faking, holding out on someone. To be lying.

You perking on me bout that CD, cuz yean even make it yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

Plerding

herding people to a specific place either internet or crowd management.

Plerding makes me money over the internet.

I like to plerd in my spare time.

by M@attack October 14, 2008

Perking

The act of jerking off while puking

"Dude I was perking at my girlfriend's house yesterday"

by ThuhUtterLickrs November 12, 2014

Plurking

to chronicle events in an individuals daily life.

i have plurked, idk, like 5 times today?!

i have been plurking all day!

by KerJer January 11, 2009

plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.

Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!

by Dilinot August 5, 2009

Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015