When a female talks for an extended period of time about something unimportant and irrelevant.
Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense
Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense
man 1 - "Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?"
man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"
man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"
by ejm8872 October 18, 2011
Get the Plathering mug.Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream
A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream
A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"
"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."
"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."
"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
by B.S. December 8, 2004
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A warrior, a gypsy or nomad, a Viking, explorerheretic of the Catholic Church. Hardheaded. Passionate. To be a Paterini is a unique compliment
It is exceptionally difficult to find a true Paterini in today's world.
I will destroy you, Paterini style.
I will destroy you, Paterini style.
by Great Sage August 22, 2017
Get the Paterini mug.Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.
by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019
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Get the Plattering mug.Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.
I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.
by kiddyfiddler101 March 15, 2024
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