plarmf

the sound' when a complete-drunk either walks into a pole, wall, or parked car, and/or falls directly on his/her face when falling down.

As i was people watching along the boardwalk in Mission Beach, this completely drunk broad was walking and not watching where she was goin... ran right into a street sign, face first, then stumbled back n fell right on her face... 'plarmf' .

by samweis January 17, 2013

plamf

Plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.

Dale: Your a plamf
Duncan: no you are
Graham: you both are
Garry: Shut it you plamfs

by Gargando March 3, 2007

plamf

In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.

Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"

Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"

by Scott T the silver fox January 23, 2004

plamming

To sing or speak faster or slower than others, when speaking or singing in a group. Particularly noticable in church.

Would you stop plamming and sing with the rest of us?

by khiddy March 30, 2005

plamf

Everyone else is wrong on here.

Glasgow slang, insult, and stands for
"Poor
Laughed
At
Mother
Fucker"

Hence, plamf!

Here you ya plamf, you're gettin plugged!

by Greiver January 27, 2009

PLAMF

Party Like a Mutha Fucka

"I plamf, therefore I Live."

"I'm about to PLAMF it up!"

"I wanna plamf on a big ol' booty."

by Don Mudda Skunkin Deezy October 27, 2012

plammed

When you rekt noobs with a gank and they had no idea of your brilliance.

Lol no, you just got plammed. *mastery 4*

by XxxBigPopsxxX February 28, 2019