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Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
by PCWreader June 24, 2009
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hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.
by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010
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Packard Goose

A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb

Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.

Dont you think?
by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020
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packard hell

slang for the infamous parckard bell computer systems in the mid ninties . Packard hell can refer to a computer that prohibits users to access the bios , as these were the first computers to do this . This makes any repair or upgrade a royal pain . It also refers to a computer that runs an anoying program at boot that is un-avoidable .
Packard Hell had to get the Hell out of the US and flee to Britian becase they SUCK . The name goes on (hey even shit rolls down a hill)with Hewlit Packard who refuses to suport them .
by zxcvbnm83189 December 6, 2006
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Packard

A pretty snazzy car from so long ago, barely anybody remembers it. But if used for a last name, the person is normally really outgoing, smart and pretty. Don't mess with a Packard, he/she will screw you over.
"Watch out, there's another Packard."
by Seemite October 16, 2008
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Hewlett Packard

Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.
by HP-slave October 21, 2008
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Hewlett Packard

Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.
by Alex Maftei December 17, 2004
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