Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. He is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr"
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."

by moogie moogie moogie moogie July 23, 2019

Pjodder

Pjodder is an Icelandic slang which is originated from the polish name Piotr.
It´s an adjective that friends use to address one another, often taking a bit of a shot at the other person.
You might get called Pjodder if you are saying or doing something stupid but in a funny, friendly, and/or spontaneous way.

There is also the word Pjodd which is an abbreviation for the word Pjodder.

"Beinteinn how was the weekend?"
-It was good, met a lot of Pjodders though."

"Arent fell on his arm yesterday and broke it"
-Hah, what a Pjodder am I right?

"Hey Pjodder are you coming to the game tonight or what?"
-Sure I´ll be there Pjodd.

by Pjodder July 17, 2019

PJob

The act of using your neck to simulate a handjob. Can only be performed by electronic fuckboiis

Dayum Peter gave me a mighty fine pjob!

by DruppyIsACunt June 6, 2016

Pjork Svord

Swedish adaptation of "Pork Sword"
Other meanings may be: "Penis", "Jolly Todger", "Chode"

"Hei, I heav ben vatching ABBA concert, i vike hiss Pjork Svord in ma motth"

by Cheesey Wraps February 27, 2007

pjoma

a unit measurement for gayness, usually on a scale of 1-10

Clay Aiken comes in at about 6.5 Pjomas

by winefestivalafficinado January 26, 2011

Pjoon

An extreme form of "pwning". Generally used when an oppnent (usually a noob) is completly and utterly destroyed. Never appropriate to say once a veteran is beaten in a game. Term only used against noobs.

1. "We pjooned that noob last night in Bfme2!"
2. "Let's go pjooning!"
3. "Oh man, I pjoon!"
4. "I am the pjoon-master 5000!"

by Hastatus May 6, 2007

pjorn

Swedish porn, usually featuring long-legged big-breasted blondes.

I'm bored of this Jenna shit, let's watch some pjorn.

by Pauly T June 29, 2004