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Cheese Pizza

Someone who is lacking distinctive characteristics. A person that could neither be called ugly nor attractive. This could also apply to a person with a fairly neutral personality.
Most people do not have a strong distaste for cheese pizzas but would much prefer a pizza with more toppings. Cheese Pizzas usually go unnoticed because there is usually something else that is more interesting to look at. They are commonly referred to using the terms "lingerer" or "That Guy/Girl". These are the types of people whose Characters are mentioned in a film's closing credits as "Store Clerk" or "Dog Walker".
Maggie Gyllenhaal, who played Rachel in the film "The Dark Knight" is a close to perfect example of a cheese pizza (except the fact that she was cast in a leading role). The true test was when her character died at the end of the movie and no strong emotion was felt by the audience. In fact if it wasn't for the explosion that killed her, many people would not have noticed her disappearance.
by Papa Pearso May 22, 2011
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Cheese Pizza

Cheese Pizza: The act of rubbing ones smegma onto the prolapsed anus of another. Most commonly used in specific circles of the homosexual fetish community.
"Richard invited me over for a cheese pizza yesterday"
by EqqE4560 September 16, 2018
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cheese pizza

an all in one, A guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese. And you can add shit for sausage
"man he just gave her a cheese Pizza"
by tom April 5, 2005
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cheese pizza

when it is an all in one, meaning the chesse is cum the tomato sauce is blood after punching her in the face and the saucage is your poo
see that cheese pizza on that bitch
by Sammy May 13, 2005
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Cheese Pizza

The stringy stuff when you pull your foreskin back after ten days without a shower.
Mandy- "Ew do you have an STD"
Thomas- "Nah it's just cheese pizza"
by Krispee Kreme September 15, 2017
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mini cheese pizza

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"
by Shannon Simonsen June 27, 2008
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