Forced Pity Sex

When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.

I really liked him, so we had some forced pity sex so we wouldn't dump me for a whore.

by thewisethesuarussus March 24, 2017

pity sticks

Crutches, used by one who has sustained minor injury and lacks stoicism. Making every attempt to garner sympathy and attention.

This clown be getting around on pity sticks for four weeks now. Anybody would think the muthafucka gonna be getting his leg amputated, the way he goes on about it.

by Keepinitreal888 September 1, 2016

pity-seeker

someone who complains all the time about something super small and tries to make it seem like it only happens to them

Sally: this boy I was talking to for a couple days played me and is known for cheating on people played me :((((( of course this would happen to me sksvdkand
John: yup, she’s definitely a pity-seeker

by urannoying June 21, 2019

Pity snack

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.

Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(

by JPEm July 12, 2011

Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.

"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"

by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012

pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies

Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!

by R Seater March 18, 2017

pity shit

When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.

Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time

Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"

by Pettybitch January 27, 2017