Pity

To feel sorry for someone. For example, if anyone were to pity Penny Marsh, that would be insane.

Don’t pity Penny when you literally can’t.

by penelopechiddybang September 29, 2019

Pity

A term used when someone feels sorry for you when your life fucking sucks

Wow I really pity that guy his moms insane and his life sucks

by Mymomsinsane05 October 31, 2021

Pity

The act of feeling sorry for one’s actions directed at another living organism or, in certain, desperate cases, an inanimate object. It is still one thing that I struggle to grasp with humanity.

But it is not a man at the Churchill’s helm anymore. And I have no heart to pity the hundreds I am consigning to death. No soul to suffer perdition for the sins I have committed. No family to mourn me once I am gone. Heroes have those, certainly. Even villains, perhaps.
But not me.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

Pity

DING DING! YOU GOT IT!

Hym "I was a little disappointed when you said disgust. No. It's pity. Second try is the charm I guess. You clearly need to be saved from your reality monster so... I'm this now. Nice job though. I knew you'd figure it out."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Pity puff

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008

pity the fool

Infamous Mr.T quote.

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004