pistol whip

The act of striking another person with the butt of a handgun.

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before masturbating, which ultimately led to my shooting him in the eye with semen. The old pirate's eye, as they say.

by Pistolero Numero Dos November 11, 2009

pistol whip

When a man smacks his penis across a woman’s face

I pistol whipped Jessica so hard last night her dentures came flying out!

by DirtyJulie January 30, 2023

pistol whip

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.

"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"

by Sam January 27, 2004

pistol whip

to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.

by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003

pistol whip

1. when your astral walking neighbor wishes a large migraine onto your cranium
2. When your astral walking neighbor spiritually copulates with your cranium

Bill pistol whipped me last night !

by i am a reptile January 1, 2012

Pistol Whipped

To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.

Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.

by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008

Pistol Whip

1. Hitting someone, normally in the face, with the grip of a pistol.
2. According to Homer Simpson, a whipped-cream (vaguely resembling Cool Whip) product eaten with a pistol.

1. "He pistol-whipped that snitch but good."
2. "mmmm... Pistol Whip"

by kev07 August 19, 2006