5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

by Telephony May 18, 2014

pissussy

pissussy is a combination of the words piss and sussy which makes very sussy piss. it also a very powerful word to use in an argument.

pissussy.

no, no… NOOOOOOO. *dies by word*

by Mapl3ee June 13, 2021

pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007

Pissleshits

A term used for when you go on your self

I couldn't hold it in the car and I went pissleshits all over the seat

by AmyTheM3talhead May 14, 2009

Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

pissue

When you piss on your toilet roll and give it to a friend to hold, squeeze into a nice tea or chew.

Prick 1 "lad, here's some pissue"

Prick 2 "tar lad"

Prick 1 "no worries lad all the best"

"Ey lad you won't even do pissue!"

"Bet you I fucking will you little cunt there ya go"

by Pissueaylmao August 19, 2019

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018