Piss lag

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.

"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."

by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009

Pissfag

When you are such a faggot no one likes you, and you piss people off so damn much.

Do you know jim
Jim is such a pissfag no one likes him he pisses me off

by Blank panther July 29, 2016

pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

.pissmagic

.pissmagic is a tiktoker who has a raging piss kink. And posts Southpark content I guess.

Person A: Just found out my girl has a piss kink. I bet they follow .pissmagic on tiktok.

by Uhmmmmmmmmmmmokiguess June 26, 2021

pisslaugh

pisslaugh is when you laugh so hard, you pee!

i totally just pisslaughed, dude.

by oliviaa November 20, 2007

Pissfaggot

Some person on tiktok who's really hot anf funny and sexy. They are probably better than you in every was possible don't even try to deny it.

"Do you know @pissfaggot on tiktok?"
"Yeah i follow them they're so sexy..."
"fr.."

by TotallyNotLevan February 8, 2021

pissrag

A nasty prank to play on some douchebag who has done something to annoy you.

Simply take a washcloth or dishtowel, and urinate on it profusely. If you don't have enough piss to soak the whole thing yourself, find a like-minded prankster to piss on it too...the more the merrier.

Then, take the piss-soaked cloth and either A) throw it at the intended recipient or B) leave it someplace where he is likely to find it (on his doorknob, in his mailbox, whatever).

Mike was being an asshole all week, so on Friday, I decided to pissrag him. He never saw it coming

by J-rad July 5, 2010