Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.

Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.

by octopod November 23, 2003

Pisscutter

Some thing particularly impressive. An exclamation.

Jeez, I had a pisscutter of a day, that mongrel growth finally dropped off!

by ColF July 6, 2006

Pisscutter

Piss - as in "a constant stream of urine"
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"

When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.

This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.

** Do NOT confuse "Piscutter" word with "Turdcutter"!! **

Usage:

ME: "Is that your new car, Joe?"
JOE: "Yeah, it's pretty pisscutter, eh?"
ME: "Well, it is pretty sweet...I don't know if I would call it pisscutter."
JOE: "So what would YOU consider pisscutter?"
ME: "Your mom's turdcutter..."

and so on.....

by Me - as in "not you" February 26, 2010

Pisscutter

A very small sub standard Bull Elk or Mule Deer buck commonly found and harvested by Utah sportsmen.

Say Bob Im going over to see Bessy's buck, care to put down that Mountain Dew and LDS bible and join me? NO thanks if I know ole Bessy it's just another pisscutter.

by Team_UNC February 19, 2011

pissnuts

Someone whos 'junk' is so small when he uses the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.

Whats up there pissnuts.

by Das Reichs August 3, 2007

Pissguzzler and fucker

One who is annoying and also gulps piss and also has a piss kink.

Ew look at that pissguzzler and fucker
Ew omg you're right ew

by Supersekc November 16, 2021

pussgut

The large protrusion above an old, heavy-set or just-recently-gave-birth female's genital region that sticks out much like a butt on the front of her body. This protrusion can generally be found beneath the seriously strained (and usually elastic) waistband of pants, shorts, and/or skirts.

"Ewwww! Her pussgut sticks out further than her ass!"

"Ewwww! Her pussgut sticks out futher than her titties!"

"Ewwww! I bet she has to lift up her pussgut so he/she can get to her {kitty}!"

by Shae D October 20, 2006