piss-ups

the act of doing 10 push-ups right after going pee.
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!

guy 1: Dude i have to take a fat piss!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!

by DanTheMan2010 July 6, 2010

piss up

A term for getting drunk. Generally a term used by under 18s who think they're cool on facebook. Photos are taken at the event, in which the teens are holding large cans of energy drinks, carefully positioned to look like a can of beer.

Person 1: we better stock up on red bull for our piss up, so we can look cool on facebook

Person 2: good idea, make sure you turn round the cans in the photos so it looks like we're actually getting drunk

by you_are_a_noob July 2, 2009

Piss up

When a group of people organise a time soley to get drunk absolutely off their face

Oi boys piss up this weekend?

The lads: Yeah the fucking boys

by One of the boys March 5, 2019

piss up

Australian term.
1) plan to drink heaps
2) to drink heaps

We're goin down ther Pub for a piss up
Struth! last night wos the biggest piss up ever!

by TerroristFrom Oz February 28, 2003

piss up a rope

To do something useless.

That was a real piss up a rope thing to do!

by Starchylde January 13, 2015

piss up in a brewery

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.

"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"

by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

piss up a rope

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.

"go piss up a rope, loser."

by charlie root June 9, 2003