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Pisstracted

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.
The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.
by Esserboo July 19, 2017
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pisscat

A very minor curse normally issued against an opponent in a card game with the intention of bringing them bad luck when they are doing well. The curse is cast by drawing an "X" with your finger on the surface in front of the opponent or on the body of the opponent and saying the word "pisscat."
Alice was winning the cribbage game until Lois gave her the pisscat.
Don't you dare pisscat me!
by fruitbl00d July 23, 2018
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pisstrated

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.
Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.
by roman70065 April 24, 2010
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pisscreet

(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion
Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.

Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014
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pusscrastinating

Combination of pussy and procrastinating. - When you bring a woman back to your place and shes promised to give you some pussy but she keeps procrastinating
I really wanna fuck the shit outta this chick but she keeps pusscrastinating
by uriballs March 10, 2016
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Pisscracker

A white person who likes to be pissed on because it smells good, or because its kinky.
Girl 1: "Ew he smells bad"
Girl 2: " He looks, and smells like a pisscracker."
by Ichokedonarasin August 19, 2023
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Pisstrating

when you are doing something and it frustrates you so much that the sheer frustration of it all just pisses you off.
John: trying to get songs for free on this new ipod is so PISSTRATING!!!!!!

Shelly: thats because you are using windows media player dumbass!!!
by spiffy_orangejuice January 21, 2010
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