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A drinking session. A booze up.

Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
Piss-up by hognoxious September 4, 2007
More commonly used in Australia; basically a social gathering or full-blown party intentionally to get drunk. Commonly associated with pisswrecked, pissed, wreckless, drunken, wrecked, fucked.
In the holidays, there was a massive-arse piss-up to celebrate no school. 'Twas well-sick :)
Piss-up by *Dools* June 13, 2005
dude no 1: dude did you piss-up her
dude no 2: yah
piss-up by musherman November 21, 2009

piss up a rope 

That was a real piss up a rope thing to do!
piss up a rope by Starchylde January 13, 2015

piss up in a brewery 

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
piss up in a brewery by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

piss up a rope 

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.