by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

by brinkray November 7, 2017

the act of doing 10 push-ups right after going pee.
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!
guy 1: Dude i have to take a fat piss!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!
by DanTheMan2010 July 6, 2010

by One of the boys March 5, 2019

To do something useless.
by Starchylde January 13, 2015

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"
"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.
by charlie root June 9, 2003
