Pissing lava

The painful urination from STDs.

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

by Julesheart March 6, 2023

slim pickings

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.

I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

by Osama Bin Login April 3, 2011

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

wall pissing

Facebook comments written by a girl on her boyfriend's wall to let other girls know he's taken or to mark her territory. This may start a wall pissing war between two or more girls who like the same guy.

I'm having a wall pissing war with some chick named Dawn on Tyler's Facebook wall. I commented that I can't wait for our Las Vegas trip.

She commented right after: last night was sooo much fun ;-)

OMG! Who the hell is this bitch?!? My next comment will be: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine tomorrow night. I'm cooking up something special...muah!

by cahoimhe May 26, 2010

Pissink

The go-to water saving, green option when faced with a urinal versus sink receptacle in which to piss.

I just couldn't bring myself to use the toilet and waste 1.5 liters of clean water in the flush, so I used the pissink instead.

by YAWA April 24, 2015

Challenge pissing

If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you win.

Challenge pissing would be easier in space.

by unstoppable idiot January 12, 2009