When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016
Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
by The Four inch Fairy November 18, 2009
1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 27, 2009
by Dr.Morrison December 8, 2008
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003
1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.
He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.
She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.
"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"
She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.
"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"
by Duh* October 4, 2013