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Fuck Punch 

A: Pulling out your penis in the middle of intercourse, punching it hard to get it throbbing, and sticking it back in to finish the job.

B: Punching the vagina during intercourse to tighten it up

C: the exact opposite of Donkey punch
Damn man, last night I gave my dick the ole "fuck punch" during sex, and she screamed like a banshee while it was throbbing inside her.
Fuck Punch by db47203 September 22, 2010
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Fuck Punch 

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.
Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.
Fuck Punch by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019

punchfuck 

To fuck, with a punch. Similar to fisting, only more violent and much more painful. Causes severe distension of the orifice, and at times, uncontrollable bleeding. Anal punchfucking leads to loss of bowel control and incessant shitting.
Oh baby! Punchfuck my ass hard!
punchfuck by Endlose Nichtigkeit October 3, 2006

Pitchfucker 

indie music snobs who think everything is just too cliche'
i fucking hate pitchfuckers

punchfuck 

A shorter form of "punch 'em and fuck 'em", a saying amongst sexually deprived men directed about prude or otherwise unwilling girls.

can be compared to rape.
You spend a week with your cousin and her hot roommates who pay no attention to you or your pals.. "Let's just punchfuck 'em"
punchfuck by Appliance Direct October 13, 2004

Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.

punch me in the fucking face 

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face