panamanian pumpernickel

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum

Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch

by Dank sauce November 11, 2013

pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009

pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment

pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors

by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008

pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018

pumpernickle

an affectionate nickname
like, honeybun , tinny , lovebug

narr you're my pumpernickle :)

by tmplosl December 21, 2010