armchair pilots

Someone who gives expert advice and believes his opinion is always the best, despite never have flown or been in an aircraft before, except for his own aircraft on Microsoft Flight Simulator

1. "Hey did you see Dermy?"
2. "Yes I did! He thinks and believes he has the knowledge of a real pilot"
1. "Of course he does! He's an armchair pilot!"
2. "I hate armchair pilots!"

by toivo1 May 15, 2014

Panic Pilot

Noun /'pænɪk 'paɪlət/

The mental state of doing activities out of sheer panic. Commonly found in students before a test. Often will result in actions like studying at 2AM or arriving at school two hours before a test.

"I ended up studying instead of sleeping this night and had a mental breakdown after it." Said a poor student.
"Going on panic pilot isn't good for your health and you know it!" Said the other student.

by DemiFlz April 1, 2019

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

Pilot G2

The greatest and most luxurious ballpoint pen ever created. To have a backpack full of G2s in middle school is the ultimate flex.

Bruh, check out Terrance with his Airpods in doing homework with a Pilot G2. His dad must be a doctor or some shit.

by WilliamHTaft January 19, 2019

co-piloting

A more polite word used to describe codependency.

Absolutely, my stepfather was co-piloting my mother’s life, it was like that from the very start.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

Pakistan Pilot

A kinda job which all of pakistan new generation wants to be. it is asociated with cool-nes and strong army.

WHEN i am Grow Up I will be pakistan pilot ANd try not to crash plane. LONG LIVE PAKISTAN.
I also want to make pakistan most educated county
WOW GRAPE

by Putin's Sun September 11, 2020

drill a pilot hole

to deflower; to engage in sexual intercourse with a party who has not previously partaken of such relations

yo man, your sister's lookin' f-i-n-e: fine. anyone drill a pilot hole in her yet?

by dpoz July 18, 2010